Mystic Trends
Live from the Cave of the Oracle
We already know your future
​(and we are determined to spoil the surprise)

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You need insight. We've got insight. Let's talk.
MYSTIC TRENDS is not responsible for the disorienting effects of cosmic enlightenment. 
Hours - Open some days a week
Monday            9 AM - 9:05 AM
Tuesday          9 PM - 9:12 PM
Wednesday    12 AM - 1 AM
Thursday         Closed
Friday               Intoxicated
Saturday          Hung over
Sunday            Meditating
We offer the best in TWEETS, handpicked for your enjoyment.
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We are a subsidiary of HAUNTED CARNIVAL CHARITIES, a non profit that produces haunted experiences for charities.  MYSTIC TRENDS is working to develop ways that fortune telling, mystic experiences, strange events, interest in crazy unverified creatures, and channeling ghosts, Abe Lincoln, famous dead folks, and aliens can be transformed into non profit fund raising.

Mystic Trend's spiritual leader, all around good guy, man with strange powers, and resident nuclear physicist/brain surgeon is MAXWELL SLAPPY.  Mr. Slappy is involved in many odd and entertaining pursuits, and has become a legendary influence on TWITTER.  

Contact us to find out more about how we can read your future, entertain your in-laws, take your pets for a walk, and provide safe, sanitary entertainment for you and your kin.

Get 50% off of our specialty items.
Offer good only on Leap Day, February 29. See very small unreadable print for exceptions.